[07 Nov 2006|04:05pm] Lets be nothing I heard it lasts forever 2 comments|post comment

oh baby i never left [07 Nov 2006|10:06pm] [ music | u2 ] im dumb :x showbruises: haha i just came up with a funny thing showbruises: instead of jk you could do jfk showbruises: haha i'm lammmme roseflamez: dead men arent funny showbruises: they are a little roseflamez: HHAAHA showbruises: not jfk per se showbruises: but other dead men roseflamez: wow i just bust out laughing showbruises: say....hitler roseflamez: you know what thats right. when i think of hitler, i giggle a little showbruises: hahaha roseflamez: dead jews....fire showers...har har showbruises: oh geez showbruises: too farrrr haha roseflamez: HAHA dont i always go too far roseflamez: it was actually sarcasim but funny nonetheless showbruises: lol it's why i <3 you roseflamez: in case when i die and im standing in front of satan i forget why im there roseflamez : Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. roseflamez : thought u would enjoy showbruises :oh geez showbruises: beastiality is awesome roseflamez : and guess who just got a seat next to me in hell showbruises: HAHAHA showbruises : you, me, hedgehog guy and hitler should double roseflamez : i call hitler! showbruises : damnit showbruises : why do i have to get the severely lacerated penis roseflamez : because hitler breeds superior races roseflamez: am i really this dumb showbruises : yes, and it's okay. showbruises : JFK<3 roseflamez : im gonna go put my helmet back on showbruises: i'm totally copyrighting that shit. roseflamez : is it wrong my mind is racing about with thought of nick lachey and britney showbruises : oh god showbruises : if that happens showbruises: i will like commit mass murder roseflamez : hahaha or mass masturbation roseflamez : ok im sorry that sucked i can do better roseflamez : She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he'll be well sneakered until at least a year from now. showbruises: lol "sneakered in" ? roseflamez : hahaha just sneakered. like he wont be walking around shoeless like jesus showbruises : welcome back to hell roseflamez : oh baby i never left roseflamez : john once told me about this idea he had for a painting which i would SO buy roseflamez: we were talking about hell/heaven/purg...it was hitler,lincoln, and like some random good guy whos name i forget...all chillin in purg reading better homes and gardens roseflamez: like waiting room style roseflamez : well of course he explained it much better i kinda forget. but u would have wanted to buy it if u were there showbruises : haha surrrrrre showbruises : jfk roseflamez : is it wrong that i just keep thinking roseflamez : back and to the left roseflamez : back and to the left showbruises: what is thattt roseflamez: HAHAHA man it would have been hysterical if u got the reference showbruises : sorry i'm brainless roseflame: in highland we had to watch a movie on it and everytime they would show the clip of him getting shot they would say back and to the left as his head went back and dur to the left. but they would say it over and over and show the shot on loop 3 comments|post comment

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