oh baby i never left
im dumb :x



showbruises: haha i just came up with a funny thing
showbruises: instead of jk you could do jfk
showbruises: haha i'm lammmme
roseflamez: dead men arent funny
showbruises: they are a little
roseflamez: HHAAHA
showbruises: not jfk per se
showbruises: but other dead men
roseflamez: wow i just bust out laughing
showbruises: say....hitler
roseflamez: you know what thats right. when i think of hitler, i giggle a little
showbruises: hahaha
roseflamez: dead jews....fire showers...har har
showbruises: oh geez
showbruises: too farrrr haha
roseflamez: HAHA dont i always go too far
roseflamez: it was actually sarcasim but funny nonetheless
showbruises: lol it's why i <3 you
roseflamez: in case when i die and im standing in front of satan i forget why im there
roseflamez : Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
roseflamez : thought u would enjoy
showbruises :oh geez
showbruises: beastiality is awesome
roseflamez : and guess who just got a seat next to me in hell
showbruises: HAHAHA
showbruises : you, me, hedgehog guy and hitler should double
roseflamez : i call hitler!
showbruises : damnit
showbruises : why do i have to get the severely lacerated penis
roseflamez : because hitler breeds superior races
roseflamez: am i really this dumb
showbruises : yes, and it's okay.
showbruises : JFK<3
roseflamez : im gonna go put my helmet back on
showbruises: i'm totally copyrighting that shit.
roseflamez : is it wrong my mind is racing about with thought of nick lachey and britney
showbruises : oh god
showbruises : if that happens
showbruises: i will like commit mass murder
roseflamez : hahaha or mass masturbation
roseflamez : ok im sorry that sucked i can do better
roseflamez : She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he'll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
showbruises: lol "sneakered in" ?
roseflamez : hahaha just sneakered. like he wont be walking around shoeless like jesus
showbruises : welcome back to hell
roseflamez : oh baby i never left
roseflamez : john once told me about this idea he had for a painting which i would SO buy
roseflamez: we were talking about hell/heaven/purg...it was hitler,lincoln, and like some random good guy whos name i forget...all chillin in purg reading better homes and gardens
roseflamez: like waiting room style
roseflamez : well of course he explained it much better i kinda forget. but u would have wanted to buy it if u were there
showbruises : haha surrrrrre
showbruises : jfk
roseflamez : is it wrong that i just keep thinking
roseflamez : back and to the left
roseflamez : back and to the left
showbruises: what is thattt
roseflamez: HAHAHA man it would have been hysterical if u got the reference
showbruises : sorry i'm brainless
roseflame: in highland we had to watch a movie on it and everytime they would show the clip of him getting shot they would say back and to the left as his head went back and dur to the left. but they would say it over and over and show the shot on loop